Sburban Spectators Episode 33 Cover Art - two pixelated figures, one with white hair and glasses wearing an all-black outfit with an orange crying cat shirt and one with longer black hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white shirt with a pink sauropod on it, stand in front of a panel x, above is the title Sburban Spectators in all caps followed by A Homestuck Book Club in all caps

Sburban Spectators

A Homestuck Book Club

> Episode 33

Content warnings: discussions of misogyny, dubious consent, mind control, colonialism, sexual harassment, and unwanted advances.

Episode 33 covers pages 6475 to 6709 of Homestuck.

In which various characters come to odd blows, a new antagonist ascends, and Caliborn continues his arts and crafts. If you were waiting for most of the remaining cast to come together, this reading pays that off. However, we do end this reading at a devastating cliffhanger!

Editor Ian's Note: some of the evil censorship audio artifacting is beyond my current fixing abilities. Treat them like your copy of Homestuck is a little degraded.

Text Reading Summary

Released 19 March 2026



Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer
Ian - Host, Editor
Arkzyd - Theme Song

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