Sburban Spectators Episode 31 Cover Art - two pixelated figures, one with white hair and glasses wearing an all-black outfit with an orange crying cat shirt and one with longer black hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white shirt with a pink sauropod on it, stand in front of a panel x, above is the title Sburban Spectators in all caps followed by A Homestuck Book Club in all caps

Sburban Spectators

A Homestuck Book Club

> Episode 31

Content warnings: discussions of sexual acts, homophobia, death threats, suicide, and misogyny

Episode 31 covers pages 6111 to 6277 of Homestuck.

In which we... hold on, Ian has to talk about K-pop... ok back to HOMOSUCK?

Yeah Caliborn owns our goofy narrative now. The stage is set for various forces to converge all at once and some wonderful reunions take place as we bear witness to an abundance of Spade Slicks and "How to Draw" books.

Text Reading Summary

Released 15 February 2026



Above: Cthulhu Mythos Meme, poorly screenshotted from Pinterest

Above: Screenshot of anonymous message seemingly originally sent to Tumblr user chimpanzeedotcome (deactivated?)

Above: homosuck style Mythoslain cast (mythoslame)


Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer
Ian - Host, Editor
Arkzyd - Theme Song

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