Sburban Spectators Episode 29 Cover Art - two pixelated figures, one with white hair and glasses wearing an all-black outfit with an orange crying cat shirt and one with longer black hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white shirt with a pink sauropod on it, stand in front of a panel x, above is the title Sburban Spectators in all caps followed by A Homestuck Book Club in all caps

Sburban Spectators

A Homestuck Book Club

> Episode 29

Note: This episode contents mild, vague spoilers for Pathologic 3.

Content warnings: suicide, racism, homophobia, misogyny, substance use

Episode 29 covers pages 5626 to 5926 of Homestuck.

In which we (ALERT: Major Pathologic 3 diversion detected) return to our Alpha kids at their height of melodrama. Luckily for us, there's candy that fixes all of everyone's problems forever! Learn the true meaning of jujus, get convinced to gay it up with Caliborn, and start to feel mighty PEACHY.

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Released 19 January 2026




Above: Trolldeer from Mythoslain & Would You Kick Him Polls


Above: Crochet dolls of The Boss Baby and Mac (of Mac and Me) given to us by dear friend of the show John


Above: Rat Lore tattoo on Lexia Velika's arm, done by Kaylea at Amaranthine Tattoo Studio


Above: Original page contents of page 5723, appears in Unofficial Collection if controversial content is enabled


Above: Changed page contents of page 5723, appears in Unofficial Collection by default


Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer
Ian - Host, Editor
Arkzyd - Theme Song

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