Sburban Spectators Episode 28 Cover Art - two pixelated figures, one with white hair and glasses wearing an all-black outfit with an orange crying cat shirt and one with longer black hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white shirt with a pink sauropod on it, stand in front of a panel x, above is the title Sburban Spectators in all caps followed by A Homestuck Book Club in all caps

Sburban Spectators

A Homestuck Book Club

> Episode 28

Content warnings: discussions of suicide, fat shaming, loss of agency, mind control, ableism, sexism, bullying, gun violence, substance use, and transphobia.

Episode 28 covers pages 5438 to 5625 of Homestuck.

In which we return to the Alpha kids briefly, enjoy some Caliborn divergences, and watch Jake put his foot all the way into his mouth at high speeds. Tomorrow is Jane's Birthday and surely nothing can go wrong. (PS we found Calliope so we're better at this than tons of ghosts).

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Released 15 December 2025



Lexia Velika - Host, Former Editor, Designer
Ian - Host, Editor
Arkzyd - Theme Song
Car Crash Sound Effect by u_mgq59j5ayf from Pixabay

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