Sburban Spectators Episode 14 Cover Art - two pixelated figures, one with white hair and glasses wearing an all-black outfit with an orange crying cat shirt and one with longer black hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white shirt with a pink sauropod on it, stand in front of a panel x, above is the title Sburban Spectators in all caps followed by A Homestuck Book Club in all caps

Sburban Spectators

A Homestuck Book Club

> Episode 14 The Return

Content warnings: references to substance/drug use, discussion of ableist slurs

Episode 14 The Return covers pages 2626 to 2847 of Homestuck.

The time vortex shrinks! We return from our POV to continue with Homestuck-ing it after myriad changes, some of which have aged poorly. In which John listens and learns from Vriska, Rose starts breaking things, Terezi closes a loop, Gamzee has a crisis of faith, and we get the iconic Kid Ship Diagram. Shout out the Genesis of Canopa the fan troll, explored in todays episode as she burst from Ian's forehead fully formed like Pallas Athena.

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Text Reading Summary

Released 15 July 2025



Two panel comic of a human Vriska with split dye hair and blue highlights talking to John, she says 'I like your shoelaces' at the same time he says 'when does the narwhal bacon,' in the following panel both are looking away from the other sad, Vriska thinking 'i stole them from the president' and John thinking 'at midnight...

Humanstuck JohnVris by chomplicated on Tumblr.


Lexia Velika - Host, Editor (1/4 of this one), Designer
Ian - Host, Editor (3/4 of this one)
Arkzyd - Theme Song

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